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WELCOME TO YOUR STUDIOS FREE INTERNET SERVICE

except SORRY IT'S NOT FREE

telephone line, internet provider, electricty, blah blah boring money

everyone using this needs to pay £1 a month, thats right a gigantic 20 whole pence a week - buys you five minutes at easyuntilyouwanttosavesomethingcafe

please arrange a standing order of £1 a month to "1928 STUDIOS" sort: 80-07-61 account number: 00393399 (Bank of Scotland, Laurieston)

please also catch up for your months of freeloading - leave a note on noticeboard or email library@chateaugateau.co.uk to say how much you put in to catch up

polite suggestion:

smokers pay £2 per month for leaving all your dirty ash and butts here